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Nick Stahl, Erika Christensen, and Gavin Rossdale in How to Rob a Bank (and 10 Tips to Actually Get Away with It) (2007)

Gavin Rossdale: Simon

How to Rob a Bank (and 10 Tips to Actually Get Away with It)

Gavin Rossdale credited as playing...

Simon

Quotes8

  • Simon: Hold on.
  • Officer Degepse: We're holding. We're holding. No one's doing anything.
  • Simon: No, I mean hold on. I got another call coming in.
  • Jason 'Jinx' Taylor: So, Simon, what's the deal? How do we do this?
  • Simon: How do we do this? Right. You tell me what it is you want. I yield to your demands. Then I give you what's called a counter-offer. I'll give you part of what you want, but not everything. So I have a decent bargaining position to deliver what is what I want. Got it?
  • Jason 'Jinx' Taylor: I don't think I like your attitude.
  • Simon: Thatta boy! Now you're beginning to get the feel.
  • Jason 'Jinx' Taylor: I want my twenty bucks. And... and... safely out of here.
  • Simon: What we have here is a symbiotic relationship. You want out, and I want in. And in the spirit of negotiation, I'd like to see you dead. You'd like to leave alive. So, let's just meet in the middle.
  • Jessica: Mind if I make a suggestion?
  • Jason 'Jinx' Taylor: Fine. Why not?
  • Jessica: Tell him I can open the door, but you won't allow me to until he guarantees you safe passage out.
  • Jason 'Jinx' Taylor: [talking to Simon on the phone] She says she can open the door, but...
  • Simon: [interrupting] I heard her. It's a good plan. I'll give you my guarantee. 100%.
  • Simon: Let's start over.
  • Jason 'Jinx' Taylor: That seems to be our theme around here.
  • Simon: [to Gunman] Just go pretend to guard the guard!
  • Simon: [to Degepse] If I see your men any closer than 25 yards, I'm putting holes through these walking body bags.
  • Nick: Anything in particular slowing things up?
  • Simon: Like?
  • Nick: Like some guy locking himself in the vault, who somehow has full knowledge of our identities, our cell numbers, and has the ability to dial 911, handing you a first-class pass to ass class in a federal penitentiary? That sort of thing?
  • Nick: A tactical analysis? What would that currently be?
  • Simon: Fucked.
  • Nick: Great.

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