Gary Oldman credited as playing...
General Grawl
- General Grawl: [to Chuck] Tell us your invasion plans! And don't bother taking over my mind. If you do, Captain Kisno has orders to shoot me. If you take over Captain Kisno's mind, Lieutenant Groit has orders to shoot him. If you take over Lieutenant Groit's mind, Sergeant York will shoot Captain Kisno, Lieutenant Groit and myself along with these three soldiers. Each man has a designated target in the squad. Should you succeed in taking over all of our minds, Corporal Hisk has orders to electrocute everyone. If this fails, the entire base is rigged to blow at the touch of a button.
- Soldier #1: Uh, General, sir? Am I to shoot Hecknavar or Kolski?
- Soldier #2: I shoot Kolski.
- General Grawl: No. You shoot Meckavoy.
- Soldier #2: Then who shoots Kolski?
- Soldier #3: I can shoot myself.
- General Grawl: That won't be necessary. Hecknavar, you shoot Kolski, Captain Kisno and and graze Corporal Hisk.
- General Grawl: Look at it, Professor. It's hideous. And that smell...
- Captain Charles T. Baker: Hey, you try wearing the same suit for three weeks.