Charlie Adler credited as playing...
Mr. Whiskers
- Brandy Harrington: I'm a sucker for love.
- Mr. Whiskers: Oh, I know what you mean. I'm a sucker for peanut butter on fish.
- Brandy Harrington: Ugh! You may not get it now, but just wait. Some day it'll happen to you too.
- Mr. Whiskers: Never! I may not be the smartest bunny in the jungle. Or the best looking or smelling or dressed or most school spirited. But even I know there is no such thing as a magic fat baby the makes people fall in love.
- Isasbel: [sniffing] What is that smell?
- Mr. Whiskers: [trying to act smooth] Yo! What's the nine-one-one?
- Isasbel: Ain't you the rabbit that keeps buggin' me?
- Mr. Whiskers: Oh no, girl. The name's sucrose dextrose. Doctor sweet-lovology and I gotta a sweet sweet prescription for you.
- Isasbel: You know you ain't wearin' any pants?
- Mr. Whiskers: [realizing as the animals laugh] I think we both know the answer to that.
- Isabel: [sniffing the air by the tree] That smell!
- Mr. Whiskers: Wh-wh-what smell?
- Isabel: It's comin' from up in this tree!
- [climbing up]
- Mr. Whiskers: [paniced] Oh, move along. Nothing to smell here, back to the rabbit. Brandy, look out!
- Isabel: [to Brandy, on the limb] You! You are what smells so delicious.
- Brandy Harrington: Okay, so I use an herbal shampoo. That's not reason to eat me.
- Brandy Harrington: Alright. I guess I really am a sucker for love. What's you plan to get her?
- Mr. Whiskers: I was going to be myself.
- Brandy Harrington: [laughing] Ha, ha, ha! Right, that's the worst thing you can do. You're not supposed to be your actually self. Your supposed to be your fabulous self.
- Mr. Whiskers: Fine. As long as it doesn't involve a change of underware, I'm in.
- Brandy Harrington: It's time for Coach Brandy to whip you into shape for love.
- Mr. Whiskers: [crying] I give up. She's too good for me. Or maybe I'm too good for her. Or maybe she's too good for me to be too good for her.
- Brandy Harrington: Don't you give up on me. I've worked too hard for this!
- Mr. Whiskers: But I...
- Brandy Harrington: [cutting in] This isn't about you. Okay, maybe a little. Well, this lizard is challenging everything I know about romance and we are not going to let her win.
- Mr. Whiskers: But It's hopeless. I'm never gonna understand women!
- Brandy Harrington: Next time, I'm gonna hide out and tell you exactly what to say. i saw it once on a tv show and a movie. I think they wrote a book about it too.
- Mr. Whiskers: And it worked everytime?
- Brandy Harrington: No, but that's only because they didn't have me.
- Mr. Whiskers: Hiya, Isabel!
- Isabel: Listen rabbit. I don't like you. I'm in a bad mood and I just ate some kinda...
- [sees the can on his ear]
- Isabel: What happened to your head?
- Mr. Whiskers: It's a birthmark and I will thank you not to stare.
- Isabel: Stay away from me it you know what's good for you.
- Brandy Harrington: [in the tree] Isabel, wait!
- Mr. Whiskers: Isabel, wait!
- Brandy Harrington: I just wanted to say, "I'm sorry".
- Mr. Whiskers: I just wanted to say, I'm sorry!
- Brandy Harrington: I've been acting like a real jerk. You should know it's only because...
- Mr. Whiskers: I've been acting like a real jerk. You should know it's only because...
- Brandy Harrington: ...to me your eyes sparkle like the night time sky.
- Mr. Whiskers: ...to me your eyes sparkle like the night time sky.
- Isabel: What?
- Brandy Harrington: Your beaded skin is a cascading waterfall of precious jewels...
- Mr. Whiskers: [finishing] All rubies, pearls, and oapals!
- Isabel: [flattered] You really think so?
- Brandy Harrington: I know I'm a small, ugly, smelling
- Mr. Whiskers: [on the ground] Never cleans his half of the room. Only brushed his teeth every other-
- [stops and yells up the tree]
- Mr. Whiskers: She gets it already!
- Mr. Whiskers: I wanted to woo you and Brandy was my pitching woo coach.
- Isabel: [trying to leave] I am soo outta here!
- Mr. Whiskers: Isabel! I can explain everything!
- Mr. Whiskers: I think you're pretty. Wanna go out?
- [Isabel smiles a bit and then eats him]
- Mr. Whiskers: Few, oh boy! It stinks in here! You would think with all the being swallowed by a giant lizard drills we had in school, the would have warned us about the smell.
- Gina: [in the dark] You're telling me.
- Mr. Whiskers: I sure am. Wait, I'm telling who?
- Gina: Oh, hold on. I have a glow leaf.
- [everything light up]
- Gina: Hi, I'm Gina. I think I was lunch.
- Mr. Whiskers: Mr. Wiskers, desert.
- Mr. Whiskers: You wanna join me at this spot I know for some cool refreshments and maybe some smooching?
- Gina: I'd love to. But we're kinda stuck.
- Mr. Whiskers: Oh, don't worry. Sooner or later I make verybody sick.