Harry Shearer credited as playing...
Mr. Burns • Smithers • Jasper • Reverand Lovejoy • Otto
- [Mr. Burns is waiting in the Simpsons' living room to pick up Mrs. Bouvier for their date]
- Bart Simpson: Hi. You know, grandma really likes it when her boyfriends are nice to me. She especially likes it when they give me money.
- Montgomery Burns: Run along, Peewee. Baby gets nothing.
- Bart Simpson: Very well. You leave me no choice.
- [raises a water pistol]
- Bart Simpson: This gun is filled with ketchup.
- [raises a second]
- Bart Simpson: This one with mustard. Now give me 350 bucks or you're gonna be a mess for your date!
- Montgomery Burns: [stands] You don't have the guts!