Robert Iler credited as playing...
A.J. Soprano
- A.J. Soprano: [In the hospital] what's up?
- Christopher Moltisanti: You were at South Mountain Arena yesterday trying to buy a gun from that asshole that works in the snack stand?
- A.J. Soprano: Who told you that?
- Christopher Moltisanti: We know how you feel but you can't do this.
- A.J. Soprano: I can't believe you know this, who told you this?
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: If my father was laying in there shot I'd be thinking the same thing.
- Christopher Moltisanti: But you can't go this.
- A.J. Soprano: Yeah, well why the fuck not?
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: Listen to me, I'm your uncle Junior's in federal lock up, no one's getting to him in there.
- A.J. Soprano: It's difficult but not impossible.
- Christopher Moltisanti: Trust me your dad does not want you to get involved
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: You've got to channel that rage elsewhere, like golden gloves
- Christopher Moltisanti: Dumb bells or some shit, fuck your girlfriend more
- Carmela Soprano: I swear to god, I'm gonna fucking kill you!
- A.J. Soprano: What the fuck?
- Carmela Soprano: You made the fool of yourself and our family on national fucking television!
- A.J. Soprano: I didn't say that shit! They totally misquoted me!
- Meadow Soprano: Holy shit.
- Carmela Soprano: Well, of course they did. That's what they do! Which is why I and everybody else told you: don't talk to the press!
- A.J. Soprano: You're the one who look like a total asshole, dragging me around like I was five years old!
- Carmela Soprano: You're cross to bear, that's all you are, to your father, to me, to everybody!
- A.J. Soprano: Fuck this! All right? Fuck it all!
- [leaving his room]
- Hugh DeAngelis: [to Carmela] Jesus, Mel! The hell's wrong with you?
- Carmela Soprano: What's wrong with me? What's wrong with ME?
- [she leaves]
- Carmela Soprano: [after seeing a news report showing AJ cursing at reporters, rushes into his room to confront him] I swear I'm going to fucking kill you
- A.J. Soprano: [after Carmella pulls his blanket off him] what the fuck?
- Carmela Soprano: You made a fool of yourself and our family on national fuckin television
- Carmela Soprano: I didn't even say that shit. They totally misquoted me
- Carmela Soprano: Of course they did. That's what they do. Which is why I and everybody else told you don't talk to the press
- A.J. Soprano: Yeah well, your the one who looks like an asshole: dragging me around like I was five years old
- Carmela Soprano: [Calling him the religious idiom] Your a "cross to bear", to me, to your father to everybody
- A.J. Soprano: [Before storming out, grabbing his shoes and clothes] fuck this! Fuck it all!