Toby Huss credited as playing...
Cotton Hill
- Cotton Hill: Hell, if it's a contest on who's the better daddy, you win. I mean, you made Bobby. All I made was you.
- Cotton Hill: I ain't got a narrow uretey. He gets that from his mother. Mine's so dang wide, I could pass the child myself if I had to.
- Cotton Hill: [Didi arrives at the Hill's door with a big pregnant belly, causing Hank and Peggy to give her skeptical looks] She ain't fat, I got's her knocked up!
- Peggy Hill: [regarding Didi's pregnancy] Well, oh my, this is, uh, such exciting news
- [with a hint of anger and jealousy in her voice]
- Peggy Hill: I am so excited, you know at your age Cotton, having a child is such a blessing
- Cotton Hill: [muttering to himself] If it's a boy!
- Hank Hill: Well dad, I think what Peggy's saying is that it's not very often that a man of 75 fathers a child, I mean when the boy is 18 you'll be...
- Cotton Hill: [interrupting him] I'll be dead, pass the beans.
- Cotton Hill: [Discussing how he got Didi pregnant] Well, hell we was using four layers of protection and my men still got through!
- Hank Hill: Please dad, there's a child present!
- [gesturing towards Bobby]
- Cotton Hill: Well she's my wife Hank, she was there when it happened
- [nudges Didi]
- Cotton Hill: ain't that right baby cakes?
- Didi Hill: Um, if you say so Cotton