Stephen Root credited as playing...
Bill Dauterive
- Dale Gribble: What are you asking Bill for? The Army destroyed all his brain cells with their deadly placebo drug. No wonder he's an ignoranus.
- Bill Dauterive: What did you say?
- Dale Gribble: Ignoranus! It means stupid, you moron!
- Hank Hill: Dale, you said placebo.
- Dale Gribble: Yeah, I read it in Bill's file. That was the name of the drug they gave him. Pla-ce-bo. I think it's made by Puh-fizer.
- Hank Hill: Dale, you're the moron! A placebo is a fake drug. They shot Bill full of sugar water.
- Dale Gribble: Based on what I know about Bill - and cover-ups - I'd say the Army used him in their attempted assassination of boxing promoter Bob Arum.
- Bill Dauterive: Is he right, Hank?
- Hank Hill: Has be ever been right, Bill?
- Dale Gribble: You don't have to answer that.
- Bill Dauterive: Sir. You have the honor of being my first lefty haircut. How's it look?
- Unidentified Army Officer: It's too short, uneven. And you totally obliterated one of my sideburns. But. On the plus side, I must say your breath was unusually minty and inoffensive.