Johnny Hardwick credited as playing...
Dale Gribble
- Dale Gribble: [to Hank and Bobby] You thought you could just waltz up and kill me, well so did he!
- [Points at a frog impaled on a stick]
- Dale Gribble: [to Hank while hallucinating] How can you be speaking to me when there's a million little bugs crawling around inside your mouth?
- Dale Gribble: [to Hank and Bobby] So long suckers!
- [jumps out of a tree]
- Dale Gribble: ,
- [while on the ground]
- Dale Gribble: Hank I can see your house from up here!
- Hank Hill: Alright Dale, we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way.
- Dale Gribble: Do it the hard way.
- Dale Gribble: My rabies have taken a turn for the worse, I fear I am going mad!
- [His shelter collapses]
- Dale Gribble: memo to myself need nails for shelter,
- [looks inside the tape recorder]
- Dale Gribble: , memo to myself need batteries for tape recorder,
- [angrily tosses it into a tree breaking it]
- Dale Gribble: memo to myself need new tape recorder.
- Dale Gribble: What does it say?
- Nancy Hicks Gribble: Well the earliest symptoms of clinical rabies in humans are chills
- Dale Gribble: [shivering] I'm cold Nancy, so cold!
- Nancy Hicks Gribble: You're in your underwear suge.
- Dale Gribble: Read on
- Nancy Hicks Gribble: Some sufferers may have a sore throat
- Dale Gribble: [takes a puff from his cigarette] My throat's on fire!
- Nancy Hicks Gribble: Diarrhea
- Dale Gribble: [pauses for a moment] Go on
- Nancy Hicks Gribble: They may also feel anxious or fearful of things with no clear reason
- Dale Gribble: [points at nothing and screams] Nancy I think I have rabies!