Alvaro J. Gonzalez credited as playing...
Trent Lane
- [Trent, Daria, Jane and Jesse get stuck in a traffic jam]
- Trent: This is just like that R.E.M. video, only you can't read everyone's thoughts.
- [we see Daria and the caption "Thank God"]
- Trent: [Daria. returning from peeing in the bushes. climbs into the van and sits] Cool, Daria?
- Daria: Yeah. I'm ready for my abuse, Mr. DeMille.
- Trent: [cars begin slowly moving] Hey, looks like the traffic is letting up.
- Daria: [to Jane] They're... not going to make fun of me?
- Jane: For peeing in the woods? They're in a band, Daria. Those boys puke on each other on a regular basis.
- Jesse Moreno: [to Trent] That reminds me, you owe me a shirt.
- Jesse Moreno: Oh, man. That was Curtis Stalano.
- Jane: Who?
- Trent: He graduated with us. Now he's working in a toll booth. Whoa.
- Jesse Moreno: You'd never catch me at a job like that.
- Daria: [Thinking to herself] Because it falls under the category of employment.
- Trent: Hey man, we're artists. Who knows where we'll be in five years.
- Daria: [Thinking to herself] Still living over your parents' garage?
- Jane: [Loudly whispering] Say it, Daria. Whatever you're thinking, say it. If you don't, they'll go on like this for hours.
- Jesse Moreno: We've got a vision.
- Trent: Eyes on the prize, man. Eyes on the prize.
- Jesse Moreno: Yeah, and this guy's not about selling out.
- Trent: No way.
- Jane: 'Cause for that to happen, you'd need someone interested in buying.
- [pause]
- Jane: Well someone had to pick up the slack!