David Anthony Higgins credited as playing...
Craig Feldspar
- Craig Feldspar: There's got to be some scenario where you can see us together, please! Anything!
- Lois: Okay, this is the only universe this could possibly exist in. I'm 90 years old. Hal is dead. I have dementia and I need someone to keep me from catching myself on fire. There's no money for a nurse, the kids won't do it, and I'm asleep 22 hours a day. Then and only then maybe could we be together.
- Craig Feldspar: It's like you're reading straight out of my diary.
- Craig Feldspar: You know, I've never been really big on the sissy stuff, So I'd better just haul tush.