Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski • Kenny McCormick • Jimbo Kern • ...
The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
South Park
Matt Stone credited as playing...
Kyle Broflovski • Kenny McCormick • Jimbo Kern • Jesus • Audience Member #5 • Saddam Hussein
- Eric Cartman: [dressed as an old woman] Why do I have to play the old lady?
- Kyle Broflovski: Because old ladies are fat and you are too!
- Eric Cartman: Was it fun?
- [serving in Viet Nam]
- Jimbo Kearn: Sure, Viet Nam was fun, but not going-to-the-circus fun or fly-fishing-in-Montana fun. It was more shoving shards of broken glass up your ass and then sitting in a tub of Tabasco sauce fun.
- Jimbo Kearn: [reading aloud to Ned in the hospital] But Ponyboy was beat up pretty bad. He kept on saying, stay gold, stay gold.
- Jimbo Kearn: Now the new law passed by the Colorado legislature, which Ned and I call "Pussy Law #4", states that we can no longer kill animals in defense. In other words, our old line of "It's comin' right for us."...
- Ned Gerblanski: It's comin' right for us.
- Jimbo Kearn: No longer works.
- African American: Montel, I think we're forgetting something very important in all this. Okay, sure, he touched some children, but, the man is a great singer and he has entertained us for so many years.
- Jesus: Wha- What are you talking about?
- African American: Michael Jackson! All this baad-mouthin', puttin' the man down. Maybe he did touch some children now and then, but come on! It's Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson!