Maggie Roswell: Maude Flanders • Imaginary Party Guest #2 • Helen Lovejoy
The War of the Simpsons
The Simpsons
Maggie Roswell credited as playing...
Maude Flanders • Imaginary Party Guest #2 • Helen Lovejoy
- [a la "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?"]
- Gloria S.: Johnny-boy hasn't been able to cut it, man-wise, for some time, not that I'd want stench of gin and sour defeat pressed against me.
- John S.: That's enough, Gloria!
- Reverend Lovejoy: John, why don't you speak?
- John S.: She never cooks, she doesn't keep a clean house, she
- [shouts]
- John S.: smokes and she drinks and she talks profanely! She's the queen of the harpies!
- Gloria S.: No, I'm not.
- John S.: [shouts] Queen of the harpies!
- Gloria S.: No, I'm not!
- John S.: [shouts] Here's your crown, Your Majesty. Queen of the harpies!
- Gloria S.: Get away from me, you swine!
- Homer: [inebriated off Flanders' punch, speaking to one of the guests] I've been wantin' to tell you off for years, but I never had the nerve!
- Marge's Friend: [worriedly] Homer, I don't know you. My wife and your wife are friends. We met just three hours ago...
- Homer: You... stink! You and your whole lousy operation stinks! I QUIT!
- Marge's Friend: Uh... gee, don't - don't quit.
- Homer: Alright then.
- [he staggers over to Maude, eyes twitching slightly]
- Homer: Could you... give me a... handful of peanuts... Maude?
- Maude Flanders: Oh, sure.
- Homer: Not those peanuts. The ones at the bottom...
- Maude Flanders: Oh, okay.
- [Homer sees her cleavage and gurgles. Marge watches, getting increasingly annoyed]