Jack De Sena: Sokka

The Cave of Two Lovers

Sokka

Sokka: Look, I hate to be the wet blanket here, but since Katara's busy, I guess it's up to me. We need to get to Omashu. No sidetracks, no worms, and definitely no rainbows.
Chong: Whoa. Sounds like someone's got a case of destination fever. Heh. You worry too much about where you're going.
Lily: You gotta focus less on the where and more on the going.
Sokka: [Emphatically] O-Ma-Shu.

Sokka: Chong, how long do those torches last?
Chong: Chong, how long do those torches last?
Lily: And we have five torches, so that's...
[she takes the other four torches she is holding a strikes then on the ground like matches, lighting them instantly]
Lily: ...ten hours.
Sokka: [while grabbing and stomping out the torches she lit] It doesn't work like that if they're all lit at the same time.

[last lines]
Sokka: The journey was long and annoying, but now you get to see what it's really about, the destination. I present to you the Earth Kingdom city of O...
[devastated with realization, seeing the city has been attacked by the Fire Nation]
Sokka: ...Oh, no.

Sokka: [Trying to sing to stop the badger moles from attacking] Badgermoles coming toward me. Come on guys, help me out.
Chong: [singing] The big bad badgermoles who work in the tunnels. Hate the wolfbats but love the sounds.

Sokka: How far are we from the tunnel?
Chong: Actually, it's not just one tunnel. The lovers didn't want anyone to find out about their love, so they built a whole labyrinth.
Sokka: Labyrinth?
Chong: I'm sure we'll figure it out.
Lily: All you need to do is trust in love... according to the curse.
Sokka: [frustrated yell] Curse?

Moku: Oh, great, your plans have led us to another dead end.
Sokka: [Defensively] At least I'm thinking of ideas and trying to get us out of here, Moku.
Chong: Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. We're thinking of ideas? 'Cause I've had an idea for, like, an hour now.
Sokka: [Explodes] Yes! We're all thinking of ideas!
Chong: Well, then listen to this. If love is the key out of here, then all we need to do is play a love song.
[Sokka smacks his forehead]

[first lines]
Sokka: You guys are going to be done soon, right? We've got a lot of ground to cover if we want to make it to Omashu today.
Katara: What, like you're ready to go right now, naked guy?
Sokka: I can be ready in two minutes. Seriously, whenever.