Tress MacNeille credited as playing...
Edna • Additional Voices
- [Fry is being Zoidberg's Cyrano]
- Fry: Start with a compliment. Tell her she looks thin.
- Dr. Zoidberg: [calling to Edna] You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from internal parasites?
- Edna: [pleased] Why, yes. Thanks for noticing.
- [Zoidberg has caught Fry in bed with Edna, a lobster alien]
- Dr. Zoidberg: [enraged] Fry. I challenge you to "clawplach".
- Fry: English, please?
- Dr. Zoidberg: A fight to the death.
- Edna: And if you survive, we'll make sweet love.
- [Fry pauses to think it over, then screams]
- Edna: I heard you went off and became a rich doctor.
- Dr. Zoidberg: [proudly] I've performed a few mercy killings.
- Fry: [Fry is telling Zoidberg what to say to Edna, a female] Tell her you just want to talk, it has nothing to do with mating!
- Dr. Zoidberg: [calling] I just want to talk, it has nothing to do with mating!
- [to Fry]
- Dr. Zoidberg: Fry, that doesn't make sense!
- Edna: [calling] Dr. Zoidberg, that doesn't make sense! But OK.
- [Edna, one of Zoidberg's species, is chasing Fry romantically]
- Edna: Teach me to love, you squishy poet from beyond the stars.
- Fry: [horrified] I'm flattered, really. If I was gonna do it with a big freaky mud bug, you'd be way up the list.
- Edna: Hush, you romantic fool. Engage your mandibles and kiss me.
- [Zoidberg is trying to attract a mate]
- Dr. Zoidberg: [screeching] Craw.
- Female Decapodian: Keep your jelly away from my eggs.
- Dr. Zoidberg: [screeching] Craw.
- Female Decapodian: [Valley Girl accent] I'm *so* not interested.
- Dr. Zoidberg: [screeching] Craw?
- Female Decapodian: [urban accent] Hmph. I've heard *that* line before.
- Fry: Now, ask her how her day was.
- Dr. Zoidberg: Why would I want to know?
- Fry: You wouldn't. Ask anyway!
- Dr. Zoidberg: How was your day?
- Edna: Well, first I got up and had a piece of toast. Then I brushed my teeth. Then I went to the store to buy some fish...
- Dr. Zoidberg: Fry, look what you did! She won't shut up.
- Fry: That's normal. Just nod your head and say 'uh huh'.
- Dr. Zoidberg: Uh huh. Uh huh.
- Edna: And then you threw an octopus at my window!