Cam Clarke credited as playing...
Leonardo • Rocksteady
- Leonardo: [imitating Humphrey Bogart after a Chinese thug calls him "Humphrey Bogus] You hit the nail right on the head sweetheart
- Michelangelo: [also imitating Bogart] Now listen here you mugs, I'm giving the orders around here, see!
- [his brothers look at him in confusion]
- Michelangelo: Alright so I don't do Bogart.
- April O'Neil: [finds a Chinese food carton] Chinese food? Don't tell me that you guys have given up pizza.
- Leonardo: It's Rocksteady and Bebop's. It's not bad enough they trashed the place, they also left their garbage!
- Leonardo: Okay. So... So what happened to April?
- Irma Langinstein: [starts talking rapidly] Well, first she turned into a cat, and then she drank milk from a saucer, and then she jumped out the window, and then she went to some man called Shredder, and then she went to...
- Raphael: Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down.
- Michelangelo: Right. Could you, like, rewind that and play it back at normal speed?
- [the turtles get ready to enter April's apartment through the window only to find Irma already inside]
- Irma Langinstein: Hi, fellas. What took you so long?
- Raphael: Irma! How'd you get in here?
- Irma Langinstein: I've got a key.
- Donatello: You mean we climbed that fire escape for nothing?
- Leonardo: It's okay. We needed the workout.
- [after Michelangelo uses a wind-up toy mouse to lure the tiger into a cage and trap it]
- Leonardo: Boy, Michelangelo, you and your dumb toys.
- Michelangelo: Like I always say: Never look a gift mouse in the mouth.
- Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello: Oooh!
- Irma Langinstein: [on the turtlecom] Hello? Is anyone there?
- Leonardo: Who are you?
- Irma Langinstein: Never mind that. Who are you?
- Leonardo: I'm Leonardo.
- Irma Langinstein: [gasps] You really are a turtle.
- Raphael: Congratulations, lady. You just won the national wildlife award.