Rodger Bumpass: Squidward Tentacles • Driver Fish
Pizza Delivery/Home Sweet Pineapple
SpongeBob SquarePants
Rodger Bumpass credited as playing...
Squidward Tentacles • Driver Fish
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [singing] The Krusty Krab pizza / Is the pizza / For you and me / The Krusty Krab pizza / Is the pizza...
- Squidward Tentacles: ...and my feet are killing me.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [Chanting] Saved, saved! Saved, saved! Saved-saved, saved-saved, saved-saved-saved-saved-saved-saved! Saved-saved-saved-saved-saved, saved! Saved-saved-saved-saved-saved, saved! Yes, we are saved!
- Squidward Tentacles: That's just a stupid boulder!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: It's not just a boulder! It's a rock.
- [Crying]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: A rock! A rock! It's a big, beautiful, old rock. Oh, the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles! And it's in great shape.
- Squidward Tentacles: SpongeBob! Will you forget the stupid pioneers? Have you ever noticed that there are *none* of them left? That's because they were lousy hitchikers, ate coral, and took directions from algae! And now you're telling me, they thought they could drive...
- [SpongeBob runs over Squidward with the rock]
- Squidward Tentacles: ... rocks? Hold on there, Jethro!
- Customer: *Another* one? Look, I told your little friend I ain't payin' for that!
- Squidward Tentacles: Well, this one's on the house!
- [He shoves the pizza in the customer's face]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Did he change his mind?
- Squidward Tentacles: He sure did. Ate the whole thing in one bite.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: I've got bad news, guys. Look at what happened to my house, it's gone. It's all gone. What am I gonna do? Where am I gonna live?
- Squidward Tentacles: Yeah!
- [surprised look on Patrick's face]
- Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, your house is gone!
- Squidward Tentacles: [SpongeBob is being dragged by the wind] Will you let go of that stupid pizza already?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: I can't! It's for the customer!
- Squidward Tentacles: Who *cares* about the customer?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: I do!
- Squidward Tentacles: Well, I *don't*!
- [the wind stops]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [gasp] Squidward!
- [wind starts up again]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: I think town's this way.
- Squidward Tentacles: Oh, don't tell me, Jethro. The pioneers?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: That's right. Moss always points to civilization.
- Squidward Tentacles: That way? That way there? So let me get this straight. You think that we should go *that* way?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Yup.
- Squidward Tentacles: Well, then I'm going this way.
- [Walks in the other direction]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Huh? Squid, wait! I don't think...
- Squidward Tentacles: Trust me, I *know* where I'm going.
- [they walk away; camera pulls back to show town in opposite direction]
- [Squidward is asleep in bed. SpongeBob comes into his room, carrying Gary under one arm and pokes him on the nose]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [whispering] Squidward? Squidward?
- [Squidward opens his eyes and moans, not quite awake]
- Squidward Tentacles: Uh-huh?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Squidward?
- [Squidward mumbles sleepily]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Squidward, could we stay here a couple of days or a month or two?
- Squidward Tentacles: [blearily, still half-asleep] Whatever.
- [SpongeBob sets Gary down by Squidward's bed]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Thanks! Thanks, Squidward!
- [He gets into the octopus' bed beside him]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Squidward, can you scoot over a little?
- Squidward Tentacles: [half-asleep] Oh, yeah, sure.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, while you're at it, can you get me a glass of water?
- Squidward Tentacles: [half-asleep] Okay. Oh, yeah, sure.
- [He near-sleepwalks out of bed and goes to get a glass of water for SpongeBob]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah, this is a real swell place you got here!
- [Squidward comes back with the glass of water]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Thanks, buddy!
- [He takes the glass]
- Squidward Tentacles: [half-asleep] You're welcome.
- [He gets back into bed]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah, I like sleepovers!
- Squidward Tentacles: [half-asleep] Yeah, me too.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Yep, this is great. Good night, Squidward.
- Squidward Tentacles: [half-asleep] Good night, SpongeBob.
- [Squidward fully wakes up as he realizes what he just said. His eyes snap open. He forces SpongeBob out of his house]
- Squidward Tentacles: Good night, SpongeBob.
- Truck Driver: [seeing SpongeBob in the road] Thrashin' frashin' BREAK DANCERS!
- [blares the horn]
- Squidward Tentacles: He's stopping! He's stopping!
- [realizes that the truck isn't stopping and runs in front of the truck to save SpongeBob before he gets run over]