Hugh Laurie credited as playing...
Dr. Gregory House
- Dr. Gregory House: Patient. Fifteen-year-old. Faith healer. Hotline to God.
- Dr. James Wilson: What are his symptoms?
- Dr. Gregory House: He is not a saint. He figures out what's going on in people's lives by watching, listening, deducing...
- Dr. James Wilson: And you're worried about trademark infringement?
- Dr. James Wilson: You just brought me out here to rant because faith annoys you?
- Dr. Gregory House: Mmh. He's all better. You know I get if people are just looking for a way to fill the holes, but they want the holes. They wanna live in the holes and they go nuts when someone pours dirt in their holes. Climb out of your holes, people!
- Dr. Gregory House: Wilson, this is dry cleaner, tax accountant, guy from the bus stop. This is Wilson.
- Dry Cleaner: How come he gets a name?
- Dr. Gregory House: Seniority.
- Dr. Wilson: [House has interrupted a consult with a patient] Can this wait five minutes?
- Dr. Gregory House: Is she dying?
- Dr. Wilson: Yeah.
- Dr. Gregory House: Before the end of this consult?
- Dr. Wilson: They could build monuments to your self-centeredness.