Jack De Sena credited as playing...
Sokka
- Madame Macmu-Ling: Five, seven then five syllables mark a Haiku. remarkable oaf.
- Sokka: They call me Sokka, that is, in the Water Tribe. I am not an oaf.
- [Students laugh]
- Madame Macmu-Ling: Chittering monkey. in the spring he climbs treetops, and thinks himself tall.
- [Students Ooh]
- Sokka: You think you're so smart, with your fancy little words. this is not so hard.
- [Students Ooh louder]
- Madame Macmu-Ling: Whole seasons are spent, mastering the form, the style. None calls it easy.
- Sokka: I calls it easy, like I paddle my canoe. I'll paddle yours, too.
- [Students laugh again]
- Madame Macmu-Ling: There's nuts and there's fruits. In the fall the clinging plumb drops, always to be squashed.
- [steps on a plumb]
- Sokka: Squish, sqaush, sling that slang, I'm always right back at ya like my... boomerang.
- [pulls out his boomerang in her face]
- Sokka: That's right, I'm Sokka. It's pronounced with an Okka. Young ladies, I rocked ya!
- [counting fingers realizing his last line had 6 syllables, not 5]
- Security guard: Uh, that's one too many syllables there, bub.
- [picks up Sokka and throws him out]
- Sokka: [hits the ground with a disgusted look on his face] Poetry.