Bob Saget credited as playing...
Danny Tanner
- Rebecca Katsopolis: Danny, we've been working here. Check the statue.
- Danny Tanner: Okay, I'll do just that. Get my trusty rag out here. Okay.
- [touches the statue with his glove]
- Danny Tanner: A little wax in his ear, but, uh, not bad.
- Danny Tanner: Well, this could be the most exciting spring cleaning since '88.
- Joey Gladstone: Oh, yeah, that was the year I got to simonize the rain gutters.
- Danny Tanner: Hey, Jess, maybe you can take a crack at the rain gutters this year.
- Jesse Katsopolis: [sarcastically] My ship has finally come in.
- Danny Tanner: [to a donkey named Norman] Oh, man, what an eye opener. You should've been in that closet with me. The people I love most in the world think I'm nothing but a compulsive, neurotic, rambling jackass. No offense.
- D.J. Tanner: Dad, do we have to do this today? The dirt'll be here next weekend.
- Stephanie Tanner: Yeah, it's the first sunny day in weeks.
- Danny Tanner: Don't worry, you guys are gonna get to go outside. One of your jobs is to polish and clean the mailbox.
- Stephanie Tanner: [disinterested] Hot dog.
- Danny Tanner: Guys, come on. Once a year, I ask you all to roll up your sleeves and really do a job on this house. Now, if you're gonna do a job, you gotta give it 100%, otherwise, let's not do a job at all.
- Joey Gladstone: Okay, let's not do the job at all.