Harry Shearer: Thou$and Dollar Movie Announcer • Man in Movie • Al Gore • ...

Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy

Thou$and Dollar Movie Announcer • Man in Movie • Al Gore • Paul Harvey • Ned Flanders • Dr. Hibbert • Man in Crowd #2 • Man in Second Crowd

[first lines]
Announcer: We now return to the 1971 film, Good- Time Slim, Uncle Doobie and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out, starring Troy McClure.
[a multicolored Volkswagen Beetle is chased by police]
Uncle Doobie: Slim, if we've got the bag with the stolen diamonds, then what happened to the bag with our stash?
Troy McClure: [as Slim] There's more than one way to get high, baby.
[he floors it; Marge, dressed seductively, snuggles with Homer]
Homer Simpson: Please, Marge! How often can I see a movie of this calibre on late night TV?
Marge Simpson: Is there something wrong, Homie?
Homer Simpson: No! It's just that I've only seen this movie twice before and I've seen you every night for the eleven ye--
[Marge frowns]
Homer Simpson: Er, what I meant to say is, uh, we'll snuggle tomorrow night, sweetie. I promise.
[kisses her and turns back to the TV; "A month later..."; Marge lies on the bed, ready to snuggle; Homer lurches in, his belly is extremely bloated]
Homer Simpson: [groans as he sits down, clutching his belly] Enchiladas.
[lies down and falls asleep; Marge glances at Homer's bloated belly, groans and turns away angrily; the button on Homer's pants pops clean off]