Grey Griffin credited as playing...
Kimiko Tohomiko
- Wuya: I'm sensing a Shen Gong Wu! We could begin our partnership right now. What do you say, Raimundo?
- Raimundo: I--I gotta go. Golden Tiger Claws!
- Master Fung: Ah, here it is. The Reversing...
- Raimundo: What is it? What's the Shen Gong Wu?
- Dojo Kanojo Cho: Where have you been, young man? I've worried sick, and whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a second. how'd you know there was an active Shen Gong Wu?
- Raimundo: Uh... well, you know, tiger instincts and all that. So, what is it?
- Master Fung: The Reversing Mirror. It reverses the effects of any Shen Gong Wu. For example, the Two Ton Tunic, would become light as a feather.
- Kimiko Tohomiko: Whoa!
- Jack Spicer: Aah!
- Omi: Huh! Aah!
- Jack Spicer: Too slow.
- Kimiko Tohomiko: Got it!
- Jack Spicer: Jack-Bots, attack!
- Kimiko Tohomiko: Whoa!
- Clay Bailey: Yeah!
- Jack Spicer: Yoink!
- Jack Spicer: Sorry, pal. You're not going anywhere! Ahh! Whaa-aa-oh! Ahh! Swell.
- Raimundo: Uhh!
- Kimiko Tohomiko: All right, Raimundo!
- Clay Bailey: Well done, pardner!
- Dojo Kanojo Cho: That's what I'm talking about!
- Omi: Raimundo, your performance in the showdown was most impressive, and you are not even a Xiaolin Apprentice.
- Raimundo: You're right, Omi. I'm not. So, where do you want 'em?
- Omi: Huh?
- Kimiko Tohomiko: What?
- Clay Bailey: Pardon me?
- Jack Spicer: Hey!
- Dojo Kanojo Cho: Oh, boy.
- Wuya: Ha ha ha ha! Well done, Raimundo.
- Kimiko Tohomiko: Rai, what are you doing?
- Raimundo: I'm done with this whole Xiaolin thing. From now on, you can find me on the Heylin side. Golden Tiger Claws!
- Wuya: So long, Xiaolin Warriors.
- Jack Spicer: Bet you guys didn't see that coming. Ha ha ha ha ha!
- Wuya: Yes! Yes! This is the perfect spot from which to plan our conquest of the world!
- Raimundo: Um, I thought we were gonna do this in style? Video games, cold soda, hot pizza, lap of luxury? Any of that ringing a bell?
- Wuya: Patience, dear Raimundo. All that and more will be yours soon. The Reversing Mirror is the key to our victory. But to use it to its fullest effect, I need you to return to the Xiaolin Temple one last time.
- Raimundo: No way! Forget it! I'm done with this Xiaolin mook lifestyle! Find yourself another chump!
- Wuya: Did I mention your professional soccer team?
- Raimundo: Soccer team?
- Wuya: Yes. Ever wondered what it would be like to drink out of the World Cup?
- Raimundo: Okay, so what do I do?
- Wuya: Ha ha ha ha ha!
- Omi: Uhh! Uhh... huh! Uhh! Uhh... uhh!
- Kimiko Tohomiko: Let me guess. There's some imperceptible form fault in your form that only you could possibly notice.
- Omi: Oh, no, Kimiko. My form is without flaws, naturally.
- Kimiko Tohomiko: Naturally.
- Omi: But still I am dumped in the downs. Even training cannot lift my gloomy spirits.
- Kimiko Tohomiko: I know how you feel, Omi.
- Clay Bailey: Yeah. sitting on my spurs wouldn't hurt as much as this.
- Kimiko Tohomiko: I can't believe Rai has gone bad just because he didn't get promoted to Xiaolin Apprentice.
- Omi: Maybe that's because Raimundo hasn't gone bad.
- Clay Bailey: You care to connect those dots for me?
- Omi: Maybe Raimundo is enacting some secret and elaborate plan designed to... uhh lure evil into a false sense of confidence? Yes! That is clearly what Raimundo is doing!
- Kimiko Tohomiko: Omi, that makes no sense... at all.
- Clay Bailey: Not even a little.
- Kimiko Tohomiko: The Shen Gong Wu Vault?
- Master Fung: Now, my Xiaolin Apprentices, with your new ranking comes the learning of new skills. Kimiko, if you please. Say the name of this Shen Gong Wu and the your dragon element, and you shall unlock a unique power.
- Kimiko Tohomiko: Yes, Master Fung. Star Hanabi, Fire!
- Clay Bailey: Whoa!
- Omi: Ohh!
- Raimundo: Big deal. Since I'm not one of the special Xiaolin Apprentices, can I go play Goo Zombies 3?
- Master Fung: No, Raimundo. The zombies will wait in their goo.
- Raimundo: But...
- Master Fung: Omi, Clay, now you try.
- Raimundo: Oh, man.
- Omi: Raimundo, my friend, I understand your disappointment, but this clouded darkness has a sliver of lining, because I shall train you night and day.
- Raimundo: Until I'm good as you?
- Omi: Ha ha ha! No. You'll never be that good, but with my guidance, you may become adequate.
- Raimundo: Wow, Omi, you should be a motivational speaker.
- Omi: Really?
- Raimundo: Oh, yeah. You've motivated me right outta here.
- Kimiko Tohomiko: Raimundo, no!
- Raimundo: Golden Tiger Claws!
- Kimiko Tohomiko: This is bad. Very, very bad.
- Omi: If I had hair, it would be standing on end.
- Dojo Kanojo Cho: If I had boots, I'd be quaking in them.
- Clay Bailey: Wanna borrow mine?
- Dojo Kanojo Cho: No thanks. No feet.
- Omi: Wuya?
- Wuya: In the Flesh.
- Clay Bailey: Someone's opening it!
- Omi: Raimundo, you have returned! See? Secret, elaborate plan. What are you doing with the Serpent's Tail, my clever friend?
- Raimundo: Uh, stealing it.
- Omi: Oh, so it would appear. Secret, elaborate plan.
- Kimiko Tohomiko: Omi, there's no plan. He's stealing our Shen Gong Wu
- Clay Bailey: Not on my watch! Ahh! Earth!
- Kimiko Tohomiko: Fire!
- Raimundo: So, that's the way it's gonna be, huh?
- Kimiko Tohomiko: You tell us, Raimundo.
- Clay Bailey: You can always drop the Shen Gong Wu and leave.
- Raimundo: Nah, I'm up for a Xiaolin Slapdown. Aah! Wind!
- Omi: I am severely confused. This plan seems more elaborate than necessary.
- Raimundo: Ahh!
- Omi: Raimundo?
- Raimundo: Ahh! Wind!
- Kimiko Tohomiko: Ahh! Omi, stop him!
- Omi: Raimundo, I am starting to think you are not enacting some sort of secret, elaborate plan.
- Raimundo: Nothing escapes you, Omi.
- Omi: Not even you.
- Raimundo: Wrong. Serpent's Tail!
- Omi: Ahh!
- Clay Bailey: Ahh!
- Kimiko Tohomiko: Did he escape?
- Omi: Raimundo really has betrayed us.
- Master Fung: Raimundo stole our Shen Gong Wu? This is most troubling.
- Dojo Kanojo Cho: If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, put a padlock on this thing!
- Clay Bailey: There's a bright side. He only rustled up one-- the Serpent's Tail.
- Omi: Why would Raimundo take just one Shen Gong Wu?
- Master Fung: Because that one Shen Gong Wu is all Wuya needs.
- Kimiko Tohomiko: Is the Serpent's Tail really all that?
- Dojo Kanojo Cho: You got that ominous going on. Care to spill the beans?
- Master Fung: On its own the Serpent's Tail is no great threat, it makes a solid person ghostly.
- Dojo Kanojo Cho: But combined with Reversing Mirror...
- Omi: It would turn a ghostly person solid.
- Clay Bailey: Wuya!
- Kimiko Tohomiko: Wuya!
- Master Fung: Percisely.
- Raimundo: Ha! Special delivery.
- Wuya: The Serpent's Tail. Excellent! I'll soon be flesh again.
- Kimiko Tohomiko: Anything, Dojo?