Rainn Wilson credited as playing...
Dwight Schrute
- Michael Scott: I'm Michael Scott and I am in charge of this place. How do I make you understand... I am like Superman. And the people who work here are like citizens of Gotham City.
- Dwight Schrute, Jim Halpert: That's Batman.
- Michael Scott: Okay, I'm Aquaman. Where does he live, guys?
- Jim Halpert: The ocean.
- Michael Scott: [muttering] I work with a bunch of nerds.
- Jake Palmer: You're ugly.
- Dwight Schrute: Well, at least I'm not a horrible little latchkey kid who got suspended from school. So...
- Jake Palmer: Meredith!
- Dwight Schrute: [mockingly] Meredith.
- Dwight Schrute: [reading from Struwwelpeter] "The great tall tailor always comes to little girls that suck their thumbs." Are you listening Sasha? Right? "And ere they dream what he's about, he takes his great sharp scissors out and then cuts their thumbs clean off."