Dan Castellaneta credited as playing...
Homer Simpson • Groundskeeper Willie • Grampa
- Ned Flanders: [awakened by the phone ringing] Howdily-diddely.
- Homer Simpson: [on the phone via the auto-dialer] Greetings, friends. Do you wish to look...
- Ned Flanders: [hangs up] Oh, it's that darn recording again.
- Maude Flanders: Of course it was. It's been calling all night. Just unplug the phone.
- Ned Flanders: [Ned turns out the light and the phone rings again] Howdily-di.
- Homer Simpson: Greetings, friends.
- Ned Flanders: [hangs up] Dang!
- Maude Flanders: I told you to unplug the phone.
- Ned Flanders: But it could be my mother!
- [the phone rings]
- Ned Flanders: Howdy...
- Homer Simpson: Greetings, friends...
- Ned Flanders: [hangs up] Shoot!
- Maude Flanders: That is it, Ned! If you don't unplug that phone right now, you're sleeping on the lawn.
- Homer Simpson: [out his window] Will you two shut up? People are trying to sleep!
- Homer: Greetings, friend. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. Use it, and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay. Eternal happiness is only a dollar away.
- Homer: This is Homer Simpson, aka Happy Dude. The court is making me call everybody back and apologize for my telemarketing scam. I'm sorry. If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, send one dollar to Sorry Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. You have the power.
- [while running away from the cops, Nelson tosses his shoe at a window]
- Nelson Muntz: Lisa, cops are chasing me! I need a place to hide.
- [Homer opens the window and points]
- Homer: Lisa's window is the next one.