Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson • Grampa Simpson • Krusty the Clown • ...
Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield
The Simpsons
Dan Castellaneta credited as playing...
Homer Simpson • Grampa Simpson • Krusty the Clown • Squeaky-Voiced Teen
- Homer Simpson: But Marge... valets! For once maybe someone will call me "sir" without adding "you're making a scene."
- Gate Guard: Name, please.
- Homer Simpson: Simpson family.
- Marge Simpson: We're not poor.
- [the whole family stares at her]
- Marge Simpson: Well, we're not.
- Bart Simpson: That place is weird. A man in the bathroom kept handing me towels, until I paid him to stop.
- Homer Simpson: [holding a stack of towels] Should have held out longer, boy!
- Homer Simpson: Good morning, Mr. Burns. Beautiful day to be outside, isn't it?
- Mr. Burns: Rant on, Simpson, but your vainglorious boasting will only add savor to my inevitable triumph.
- Homer Simpson: [pause] Yes.
- Tom Kite: Now you don't want to overthink.
- Homer Simpson: Not a problem.
- Tom Kite: Keep your head down.
- Homer Simpson: Huh?
- Tom Kite: Pretend there's nobody else here and just go at your own pace.
- [the ball lands near the hole]
- Tom Kite: Wow! Very impressive. You're a natural, Mr. Simpson.
- Homer Simpson: Really?
- Tom Kite: Uh huh. Now all you need is your *own* set of clubs
- [suddenly angry]
- Tom Kite: ... and stay the hell out of my locker! You can keep the shoes!