George Lopez credited as playing...
George Lopez
- George Lopez: [shows Freddie a picture] That's my son, Max, my daughter Carmen, my wife Angie.
- Freddie: Is that a garden gnome with a cigarette in its mouth?
- George Lopez: No, that's my mother.
- Vic Palmero: [talking about the old days back in Cuba] If an old man put his hand down your pants, he was looking for food.
- George Lopez: You kept food in your pants? Why didn't you use a paper bag?
- Vic Palmero: And leave my father without a briefcase? I don't think so.
- George Lopez: We're going to meet the predator at Ernie's apartment and beat the hell out of him.
- Benny: You want me to come along for backup?
- George Lopez: I would but at Ernie's apartment they don't allow pets.
- Benny: What the hell is going on? You woke me up!
- Angie Lopez: Max was in a chat room. You were supposed to be watching him.
- George Lopez: That's right, we pay you to look after our kids, not get drunk and pass out.
- Benny: Hey, I'm 1 for 2, Carmen's alright.
- [quietly to Max]
- Benny: Is she still here?
- [Max shakes his head]
- Benny: Well don't worry, the way she was dressed, she will get a ride home.