Isaac Hayes credited as playing...
Chef
- Chef: Hello there, children!
- The Boys: Hey Chef.
- Chef: How's it going?
- Kyle: Good.
- Chef: Well, how about I meet you boys after work and we make love?
- Eric Cartman: Excuse me?
- Chef: Come on, children. You're my sexual fantasy. Let's all make sweet love.
- Kyle: Chef? Are you okay?
- Chef: I want to stick my balls inside your rectum, Kyle.
- Stan: Dude, what are you saying?
- Chef: [singing] I'm gonna make love to your asshole, children.
- Stan: [after a long pause] WHAT?
- Kyle: Chef, the police are asking questions about you.
- Chef: Oh, really? Well, let's all go home and make love.
- Stan: No, Chef! We don't want to make love to you.
- Chef: Kenny, how'd you like to sodomize my black ass?
- Kyle: Chef! Chef, you need to get out of here before you get arrested, all right?
- Chef: I specializes in your asshole, Kyle.
- Eric Cartman: [Chef has impaled himself by falling, and has his face chewed off by a bear and a lion] Wait, maybe he's still alive, they say that just after you die...
- Chef: [Farts and sprays diarrhea]
- Eric Cartman: [pause] Alright, let's go.