Pauley Perrette credited as playing...
Abby Sciuto
- Abby Sciuto: Rough night?
- Officer Ziva David: Is there any other kind with Gibbs?
- Abby Sciuto: It could be worse. It could be Saturday.
- Officer Ziva David: It *is* Saturday, Abby.
- Abby Sciuto: See? It just got worse. Thanks.
- [Ducky comes in and sees Jimmy and Abby starting an autopsy]
- Dr. Donald Mallard: What exactly are you two doing?
- Jimmy Palmer: Dr. Mallard!
- [stammers, then]
- Jimmy Palmer: She made me do it!
- [Abby hits him]
- Dr. Donald Mallard: Yes well, everything seems to be in order. Why don't you begin, Mr. Palmer, while I get changed?
- Jimmy Palmer: You're not mad?
- Dr. Donald Mallard: Work cannot stop, Mr. Palmer, because my mother's nurse elects to abandon us on a Saturday morning. I applaud your initiative.
- Abby Sciuto: So, what'd you do with your mom?
- Mrs. Victoria Mallard: [following him in] Donald! You promised me we were going for a ride!
- Dr. Donald Mallard: We *did* go for a ride, mother.
- Mrs. Victoria Mallard: Oh? Well, very well... you drive too fast, Donald.
- [Ducky had to bring his mother to NCIS on Saturday]
- Mrs. Victoria Mallard: [pointing to the woman on the autopsy table] Is that our housekeeper?
- Dr. Donald Mallard: Mother, Mrs. Leary left for Ireland ten years ago.
- Jimmy Palmer: [trying to shield the body from view] Hello, Mrs. Mallard!
- Mrs. Victoria Mallard: [to Ducky] Ask the boy to pour me a drink.
- Dr. Donald Mallard: Mother, Jimmy is not a servant.
- Mrs. Victoria Mallard: Oh, very well, I shall do it myself!
- [opens Ducky's drinks cabinet]
- Mrs. Victoria Mallard: Oh, lovely, single malt...
- Dr. Donald Mallard: [lowers voice] Abby, would you please, um...?
- Abby Sciuto: Of course.