Trey Parker credited as playing...
Stan Marsh • Eric Cartman • Richard Tweak • Stephen Stotch • Mrs. Garrison • Hybrid Driver #1 • Randy Marsh • Man with Fake Ticket • Clyde • Peter Thompson • Radio DJ • Mr. Mackey • Hybrid Driver #4 • Hybrid Driver #5 • Ranger McFriendly • TV Announcer • Tom the News Reader • Keenan Williams • Singer • Alan • Brian Thompson-Jarvis • Kid #3 • George Clooney • San Franciscan • Old News Reader
- Stan: You know Cartman you may be stoked now, but I bet you're gonna find that without Kyle around to rip on your life is empty and hollow.
- Eric Cartman: Whatever, dude! I don't need Kyle to rip on. I've got Butters!
- [walking out]
- Eric Cartman: Come on, Butters, you stupid Jew!
- Butters: Yeah! I'm a dumb Jew!
- Mr. Mackey: But hybrid cars are the leading cause of smug.
- Kyle Broflovski: Hybrid cars don't cause smugness; people do. Look, hybrid cars are important. They may even save our planet one day. What you all need to do is just learn to drive hybrids and not be smug about it.
- Randy Marsh: You mean... drive in hybrids, but not act like we're better than everyone else because of it?
- Kyle Broflovski: Yeah!
- Randy Marsh: ...I'm... I'm not ready.
- Stan: Kyle, what's going on?
- Kyle Broflovski: My dad says he can't live here anymore.
- Stan: Mr. Broflovski, please! Kyle's my best friend!
- Gerald Broflovski: I'm sorry, Stan, but unfortunately you live in a small-minded town filled with ignorant boobs.
- [Fade in to South Park, the morning after. People begin cleaning up. The storm dealt a heavy blow to South Park]
- Old News Reader: And now, the worst appears to be over. Last night's smug storm... has left thousands homeless. All across the Midwest, people are picking up the pieces. Cities like Denver and South Park are heavily damaged, but still all right. However, San Francisco, I'm afraid... has disappeared completely up its own asshole.
- Stan: No...
- Randy Marsh: I'm sorry, Stan. I'm sorry your gay little song killed your friend.
- Clyde Donovan: Hey! Hey, Stan! You're not gonna believe it! You've gotta come see!
- Stan: What?
- Clyde Donovan: It's a miracle!