Rob McElhenney credited as playing...
Mac
- Wayne: What's up guys?
- Mac: I have polio.
- Wayne: Oh. Ok...
- Dennis Reynolds: I have polio too.
- Wayne: Alright...
- [Mac and Dennis roll away]
- Mac: Oh, look at Sweet Dee, sitting on her cloud of judgement, handing down life lessons to all the sinners.
- Wayne: [shouting while in a wheelchair] Hey guys!
- Mac: [pretending to be handicapped with Dennis] Shit, what do we do?
- Dennis Reynolds: Uh, okay. Just play it cool, man.
- Mac: Play it cool.
- Dennis Reynolds: [to Wayne] Hey.
- Wayne: Hey. How's it going?
- Mac: [blurting out] I have polio.
- Wayne: Oh. Uh, okay.
- Dennis Reynolds: [slowly] And I have polio...
- Mac: [blurting out again, interrupting him] He has polio, too.
- Wayne: All right, um...
- [Mac and Dennis slowly back away]
- Mac: Being handicapped sucks, dude.
- Dennis Reynolds: Oh yeah, man. It's too much work, there's like nothing to show for it.
- Mac: Yeah, there's like no advantages!
- Charlie Kelly: Let's flip a coin, the loser leaves.
- Mac: Okay.
- Charlie Kelly: Get a coin.
- Mac: I don't have a coin! Gimme a coin. You have a coin?
- Charlie Kelly: Of course I don't have a coin.
- Mac: Alright, let's flip something else.
- Charlie Kelly: Alright, uh...
- Mac: Something in the hallway... a feather?
- Charlie Kelly: Look, that piece of wood.
- Mac: That's not gonna work.
- Charlie Kelly: What about something off the chair?
- Mac: Yeah, maybe we'll just break something off this chair.
- [Mac starts kicking the wheel off Charlie's wheelchair]
- Charlie Kelly: Don't break it too much. It's a rental, dude.