Jorma Taccone credited as playing...
Kevin Powell
- Rod Kimble: Hey, everybody! I got some awesome news. We have a new crew member today, Denise. So I thought it would be fun if we all went around and said our name and a little something about ourselves. I'll start. My name is Rod, and I like to party. All right, Dave, you're up.
- Dave: Uh, hi. Uh, my name is Dave, and uh... I like to party.
- Rod Kimble: Uh, no, Dave. I just said that I party, so maybe you could do something different from me.
- Dave: My name is Dave, and I... am the stuntman.
- Rod Kimble: You know what? Let's move on. Rico, you're up.
- Rico: Uh, hello! I'm Rico, and I like to party.
- Rod Kimble: Yeah, uh, Rico, what did I just say to Dave?
- Rico: Who?
- Rod Kimble: Dave!
- Kevin Powell: I like to party. I'm Rod.
- Rod Kimble: No! You're Kevin!
- Kevin Powell: Right, Kevin. I party.
- Rod Kimble: No, no, you don't. Okay, nobody parties but me.
- Dave: Yes, and we party.
- Rod Kimble: No!
- Rico: Yeah, just Rod...
- Rod Kimble: Yes!
- Rico: ...and me!
- Rod Kimble: No! I'm the only one who parties!
- Kevin Powell: I'm pretty sure I've partied before.
- Rod Kimble: No, Kevin, I know for a fact you don't party. Okay? You do not party!
- Kevin Powell: You're right. Dave's the party guy.
- Dave: Haha, sweet!
- Rod Kimble: Oh, my God, shut up! Okay? I'm just gonna do it for you.
- Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the 'wh'] The safe word is "WHiskey."
- Kevin Powell: Sorry, Rod, What was that?
- Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the 'h'] "WHiskey"
- Kevin Powell: [pronouncing it with a silent 'h'] Don't you mean "Whiskey?"
- Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the 'h'] WHat?
- Kevin Powell: You're saying it weird.
- Rod Kimble: [pronouncing every W as WH] Saying WHat WHEird?
- Kevin Powell: All of it.
- Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the 'h']
- [scoffs]
- Rod Kimble: WHere do you get off?
- Kevin Powell: I just don't get why your saying it that way?
- Rod Kimble: [pronouncing every W as WH] WHY I'm saying WHat *WHAT* WHay?
- Kevin Powell: Forget it.
- Rod Kimble: [pronouncing every W as WH] I WHill! I WHill forget it!
- Dave: Oh, whoa, wait, what? Why is Rod kissing his sister?
- Kevin Powell: Oh, Denise isn't his sister.
- Dave: She's not?
- Kevin Powell: No
- Dave: Oh. That shatters my entire universe.
- Rod Kimble: [bowing, in a high pitched sing-song voice] Ancestors protect me.
- Kevin Powell: [bows back and sings in a high pitched voice] May they protect you.
- Kevin Powell: Hey, Rod, what's that song about a grandma getting run over by a reindeer?
- Rod Kimble: "Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer"?
- Kevin Powell: [swivels hips] noooo...!
- Rod Kimble: [bowing, sings] Gods of *War*.
- Kevin Powell: [bows back, sings] May your hammer be mighty.
- Kevin Powell: [after Rod asks Cathy out] Wow, Rod, I can't believe she said yes.
- Rod Kimble: Yeah, well, you have only to believe if you wish to achieve, Kevin. That rhymed. Unintentional.
- Dave: Man, Rod! I am just green with jealous rage right now!
- Rod Kimble: [guessing the flavors of Jelly Belly's] Toasted marshmallow.
- Kevin Powell: Right.
- [hands him another]
- Rod Kimble: [confused look] Raspberry?
- Kevin Powell: [looks down in disappointment]
- Rod Kimble: Psych! Very Cherry.
- Kevin Powell: Right. A hundred straight!
- Kevin Powell: Wow, Rod. I can't believe she said yes.
- Rod Kimble: Yeah Kevin. You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. That rhymed. Unintentional.
- Denise: Wow. She's really pretty, Rod.
- Rod Kimble: I know, D. But it's more than that me and Kathy. It's emotional. She gets me.
- Dave: Wow, Rod. I am just green with jealous rage right now!