Tom Kenny credited as playing...
Narrator • Mayor • Snake
- Blossom, Buttercup: [Townsville is supposedly under attack from Mojo Jojo, but Blossom and Buttercup, while searching for Bubbles, discovers that Mojo Jojo, wet and naked with a towels around his brain and waist, is not in the tank that is terrorizing Townsville. The fake Mojo turns out to be Bubbles]
- Blossom, Buttercup: Bubbles?
- Narrator: Bubbles?
- Mayor: The Bubbles?
- Talking Dog: Bubbles?
- Crowd: Bubbles?
- Mojo Jojo: Bubbles.
- Bubbles: [as Mojo Jojo, thinking she is him] I am not Bubbles! Bubbles is not who I am! I am the one, the only, single, solitary doer of dastardly deeds! Purveyor of pestilence! Interloper of lawlessness! Menace to mankind! I am bad! I am evil! I am Mojo Jojo! Hahahahahaha!
- Mojo Jojo: I do not talk like that! The way I communicate is much different. I do not reiterate, repeat and reinstate the same thing over and over again. I am clear, concise, to the point!
- Narrator: And so once again, the day is saved, thanks to Mojo Bubbles... er the Powerpu... Ah, heck, the day was saved. So says me, the Narrator - so called because I speak the narrative of the story! I advance the plot! I begin and end each episode of Powerpuff Girls! ME! THE NARRATOR!
- Narrator: Oh, no! It's the Salami Swami!
- [Pull back; the sausages have hold of paintings and other items]
- Narrator: I never would have linked him to this crime!
- [the Swami is interrupted by a crash o.c.; cut to the main entrance, where Billy has burst in]
- Big Billy: Duh-Billy help!
- [the girls pop up behind him, looking worried]
- Blossom: [the Swami plays a few notes and the sausages close in on Billy] Billy, look out!
- Buttercup: [He stands his ground, and as the links move on him, he neatly chews them up. The final chomp is shown in slow motion] All right, Billy!
- Big Billy: [pointing to the Swami] Now it's your turn!
- Blossom: [Pans quickly to the Swami, who plays a few scared notes. Billy grabs a painting from the floor and raises it over his head] No, Billy, no!
- [the painting is slammed over the Swami's head. Billy hits him with two more, followed by a statue; the Swami ends up with his head poking from the sculpture's neck, his broken flute hanging from his mouth. The girls regard this development with great trepidation; weakly, Blossom has her hand to her face]
- Blossom: Oh... this isn't happening.
- [the guard leans into view]
- Guard: Powerpuff Girls! The Mayor just called! There's a giant monster c...
- Big Billy: [running across the screen] Billy help!
- Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup: [Cut to the exterior of the museum. Billy charges off, the girls following] No, Billy! Come back!