Ken Sansom credited as playing...
Rabbit
- Piglet: Oh, Pooh Bear, why did you do it?
- Pooh: I don't know, Piglet. Why did I do it? Um, what exactly is it that I did, exactly?
- Rabbit: You took a train without asking you... you... train robber! Now, how about an alibi?
- Pooh: Why, thank you, Rabbit! But, I'm not sleepy yet.
- Piglet: If you don't confess soon, you'll have to face the... judge.
- Gopher: [Pooh, Rabbit, and Piglet look at the judge, who happens to be Gopher. He is playing a harmonica, singsong] And guess who gets to play the judge.
- [Normal voice]
- Gopher: Looks like there's gonna be a swingin'!
- [Cackles maniacally]
- Pooh: A swinging? Oh, how wonderful! I love to swing!
- Piglet: Oh, d-d-d-dear!
- Tigger: I can't take it! I'm going stir-crazy! I want out! Out I tell ya! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
- Pooh: But, Tigger, we've only been in here five minutes.
- Tigger: Oh, yeah. Seems like six.
- Eeyore: Your life looks even more depressing than mine right now. Never thought I'd hear myself say that.
- Piglet: [Sniffling] I... I'm disappointed in you, Pooh.
- Pooh: [Allowing Piglet to blow his nose on his shirt] Me, too, Piglet. I shouldn't have done what I did. Even if I didn't know what I did.
- Tigger: Come on. Go easy on Buddy Bear, sherrif. I think he ate too much honey and couldn't help himself.
- Rabbit: I'm afraid it's too late for that! You two are going to get just what you deserve!
- [He points to where Gopher "the Judge" is sitting, playing the harmonica]
- Gopher: Looks like there's gonna be a double swingin' tonight!
- [Cackles maniacally]
- Pooh: How wonderful! Do you think I could go first?
- Tigger: No! No! I cannot do it!
- [Getting on his knees]
- Tigger: I confess, sherriff! I did it! I"m the train-napper! Pooh had nothing to do with it.
- Piglet: You mean Pooh's innocent?
- Tigger: Yes! He told me not to take the train, but I wouldn't listen. He was just a fall-bear in all this.
- Piglet: [Lets Pooh out of jail, and gives him a big hug] Oh, Pooh! I'm so glad you're not a low-down, no-good, lousy train-napper!
- Pooh: Why, thank you, Piglet. I'm glad to hear it, too.
- Rabbit: But, what happened to the train, Tigger? It's not like it could have just rolled off by itself!
- [He hears the train whistle and sees the train coming]
- Rabbit: Then again...
- [shouting]
- Rabbit: *Run*!