Steven Weber credited as playing...
Brian Michael Hackett
- Casey Chapel Davenport: Hold it. If there's one thing I know how to do it is throw a party. We'll get a suite at the Harbor House. We can go tonight and pick out the perfect room. And then we'll get case of champagne, and I will have the chef at Pastiche prepare all the food.
- Brian Michael Hackett: And the big sandwich.
- Casey Chapel Davenport: We're not having a big sandwich.
- Brian Michael Hackett: This is Nantucket. It's not San Francisco. We are a simple people. We fish our waters. We till our lands. We eat a big sandwich.
- Casey Chapel Davenport: [Answers phone] Yes. What? Are you serious? OK, thank you.
- [to Brian]
- Casey Chapel Davenport: Apparently, the Clam Digger Deli has just delivered a large sandwich.
- Brian Michael Hackett: BIG sandwich! It's a "big" sandwich.
- Casey Chapel Davenport: Great, I've gone from heading up charity fundraisers to bringing up the rear of a giant hoagie!
- Brian Michael Hackett, Roy Biggins, Lowell Mather, Antonio Scarpacci, Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran: [In unison] BIG SANDWICH!
- Brian Michael Hackett: Okay listen: We are throwing a surprise engagement party for Joe and Helen. And you're all invited.
- Casey Chapel Davenport: It's at the Harbor House tonight. We'll meet you in the lobby at 7:30.
- Roy Biggins: Well it's a little last minute, but... it's a party, and who am I to pass up a Big Sandwich? How many feet you go for? Eight feet?
- Lowell Mather: No, this is Joe and Helen. It's gotta be the ten footer.
- Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran: Remember that TWELVE footer they served at Ed Petersen's wake?
- Roy Biggins, Lowell Mather: Ah, yeah.
- Brian Michael Hackett: Brace yourself, guys. Um... We're not having a Big Sandwich.
- Lowell Mather: [hurt] Excuse me... It almost sounded like you said there'd be no Big Sandwich.
- Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran: Aw, everyone LOVES the Big Sandwich.
- Roy Biggins: A party without a Big Sandwich? It's-it's-it's-it's-it's just not done.
- Antonio Scarpacci: [Antonio thinks Brian and Casey are planning a romantic evening] How can you live with yourself?
- Brian Michael Hackett: What do you mean?
- Antonio Scarpacci: Don't play coy with me. I know what you and Casey are up to, buddy boy.
- Brian Michael Hackett: Well great. You gonna stop by the hotel later on and join us?
- Antonio Scarpacci: ...Huh?
- Brian Michael Hackett: What, do you think we'd leave you out, huh? Got us a suite at the Harbor House. Gonna be a blast.
- Antonio Scarpacci: ...What?
- Brian Michael Hackett: Don't get too excited. Casey doesn't want to do the Big Sandwich.
- Antonio Scarpacci: Wait wait, what are you saying? You and Casey... and ME?
- Brian Michael Hackett: Well, I mean don't forget Roy and Lowell and Faye.
- Antonio Scarpacci: Oh, my GOD!
- Brian Michael Hackett: Hey, come on. I mean, what kind of engagement party would it be without them?
- Antonio Scarpacci: [Finally understands] Engagement party? Ah! So you and Casey aren't...? So, when you were talking about a sandwich, you meant -- Hey wait a minute, no Big Sandwich?
- Brian Michael Hackett: Just admit it: when I kissed you, you felt something.
- Casey Chapel Davenport: Yeah, your tongue! And if you EVER do that again, I will serve it to you on a big sandwich!