Lauren Graham credited as playing...
Lorelai Gilmore
- Lorelai Gilmore: Oh my God. What are you doing?
- Christopher Hayden: What do you mean what am I doing? I thought "restroom" was code for "follow me, and we'll talk about how to get you out of this".
- Lorelai Gilmore: What the hell kind of spy school did you go to?
- Lorelai Gilmore: [to a psychologist] Voices in your head? Totally normal, right... there's only two. That speak English.
- Emily Gilmore: Well, that was a complete waste of time.
- Lorelai Gilmore: What are you talking about?
- Emily Gilmore: I'm talking about Christopher and Carolyn leaving separately.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Well, come on, Mom, what did you think, they were going to throw down and consummate it right in the foyer?
- Emily Gilmore: No, I didn't think they were going to "throw down and consummate it" in the foyer, I just thought they could go out for some coffee.
- Lorelai Gilmore: You served them coffee.
- Emily Gilmore: So what?
- Lorelai Gilmore: So you can't be shocked when you serve people three cups of coffee that they don't feel like going out for coffee. Not everyone's me.