Seth Green credited as playing...
Goku • Santa Claus • Little Drummer Boy • Tetsuo • Rudolph • Sydney Bristow • Barney the Dinosaur • Inspector Gadget • Various
- Gohan: Dad, who are those guys?
- Goku: Kung-Fu legends! That's the Little Drummer Boy, whose mystical drum conjures up demons most foul. That's the Nutcracker, who knows over 100 testicle-based attacks. And Composite Santa Claus, who looks like one half Santa, one half Frosty the Snowman.
- Gohan: What are Composite Santa's powers?
- Goku: I don't know, but he freaks me right the fuck out!
- Gohan: Dad, could you kick an angel's ass?
- Goku: You're damn right I could!
- [footsteps are heard]
- Gohan: Dad, is that Santa on the roof?
- Goku: Well, if not, I got a present for him...
- [shoots at the roof; Santa tumbles down the chimney]
- Gohan: Santa! Santa!
- Santa Claus: Oh, my motherfucking knee! Aw, fuck! Shit! Aw, fucking fuck it all to hell! That hurts like a motherfucker!
- Gohan: Dad, what's a fucker?
- [Goku laughs embarrassedly]
- Goku: So... uh... Santa, what happened?
- Santa Claus: Bandits, Goku! They stole my reindeer and all the presents... and my pants!
- [stands up, Goku swiftly covers Gohan's eyes]
- [Mrs. Claus explodes into a snowflake]
- Goku: The Tenka'ichi Budôkai is finally complete!
- Santa Claus: What the fuck are you talking about? Was that even English? What happened to my wife?
- [a reindeer eats the snowflake]
- Santa Claus: This is the last time I deliver presents to Japan...
- Barney Rubble: Witnesses! The dishwasher...
- Octopus: My goodness cretaceous!
- Barney Rubble: The record player...
- Bird: He's off his rocker!
- Barney Rubble: The bidet!
- Turtle: Oh, man, the things I've witnessed!