Erik MacArthur credited as playing...
Michael Stein
- Sponge Harris: This is Sara Madre, dance counselor a long time ago.
- Michael Stein: [sarcastically] Tastey lookin' babe.
- Sponge Harris: Each time she got paid, she buried her money somewhere in camp. One day, Sara took a whole dance class up to the top of Mt. Hoople, and she do-si-doed right off a cliff. Splat.
- Sponge Harris: What'd the directions say?
- Michael Stein: It says take six cha-cha-chas from the fireplace, take three rumbas to the right... What does all this stuff mean?
- Sponge Harris: Well, Sara Madre was a dance teacher, remember? Ca-cha's a dance term. It's probably what she used to measure where she hid the money.
- Michael Stein: So all we gotta do is start at the fireplace and... Do we really have to dance together?
- Sponge Harris: If we wanna find the treasure.
- Sponge Harris, Michael Stein: [together, clasping hands] One, two, cha-cha-cha.