Alvin & the Chipmunks (TV Series)

Who Ghost There?/Romancing Miss Stone (1985)

Ross Bagdasarian Jr.: David 'Dave' Seville, Alvin Seville, Simon Seville

Quotes 

• Theodore Seville : [Simon and Theodore thrown popcorn on a man in the movie theater to ruin his date at the behest of Alvin. Unfortunately, that man is Dave]  Dave!

  Simon Seville : [Alvin pulls them behind the seats before they can get Dave's attention]  Alvin, why didn't you tell us?

  Alvin Seville : Would you have helped me?

  Simon Seville , Theodore Seville : NO!

  Alvin Seville : I rest my case.

• Simon Seville : Behold, my Teleghost Transmitter.

  Theodore Seville : Oh.

  [astonished] 

  Theodore Seville : Oh!

  Simon Seville : [trying to reach the ghost]  Come in. Come in, please.

  Voice on Radio : Hello? Hello?

  Theodore Seville : The ghost!

  Simon Seville : Hello out there. Please, tell us, what do you want?

  Voice on Radio : Well, I sure could go for a king size lemonade and a submarine sandwich 'bout now.

  Theodore Seville : I told you he was hungry.

  Simon Seville : [suspiciously]  Who is this anyway?

  Voice on Radio : Why, this here is Jim Bob Briggs out of Waco, Texas.

  Simon Seville : SIGN OFF, JIM BOB. We're expecting a very important call.

  [Teleghost Transmitter blows up] 

• Theodore Seville : [after seeing Alvin being so sweet to Miss Stone]  Is Alvin doing that bad in math?

  Simon Seville : I'm afraid it goes deeper than that, Theodore. I think Alvin has a crush on our teacher.

• Alvin Seville : It's true. I've found the girl, uh, *woman* of my dreams. No more immature schoolgirls for me. Miss Stone and I are launching into a beautiful relationship.

  Simon Seville : [to Theodore]  I imagine it's news to her.

• David 'Dave' Seville : [lifts Alvin's bike out of Miss Stone's car]  Here we go.

  David 'Dave' Seville : [Dave and Miss Stone gaze at one another]  Alvin, your, uh, toys are all over the living room again.

  Alvin Seville : [embarrassed]  My *toys*? They must be Theodore's.

  David 'Dave' Seville : [trying to get rid of Alvin]  ALVIN.

  Alvin Seville : I'll, uh, just be a minute Miss Stone.

  [walks away] 

  Alvin Seville : TOYS. How embarrassing.

  [Alvin overhears Dave and Miss Stone talking] 

  Miss Stone : A movie? That sounds wonderful, David.

  Alvin Seville : First he HUMILIATES me. Then he steals my woman. Well I'm not gonna take this lying down.

• Alvin Seville : [to Simon and Theodore]  So you're gonna help me get Miss Stone back.

  Theodore Seville : Get her back? From who?

  Alvin Seville : That's not important, Theodore.

  Simon Seville : Alvin, I don't think Miss Stone was yours to begin with.

  Alvin Seville : Oh REALLY, Simon? I wonder if Dave knows who ruined his shirts with a certain automatic iron invention.

  Simon Seville : You wouldn't.

  Alvin Seville : Oh yeah?

  Simon Seville : Okay, what do you want us to do?

  Alvin Seville : Help me make Miss Stone regret the day she met this two-timing Casanova.

• Alvin Seville : [thinking he ruined Dave's date with Miss Stone]  How was your evening, Dave?

  David 'Dave' Seville : The best.

  Alvin Seville : The best? What do you mean?

  David 'Dave' Seville : Well, we got off to a slow start, but later, Linda and I really hit it off.

  Alvin Seville : Linda? You're on a first name basis?

  Simon Seville : [running to Dave thinking they ruined his date]  We're sorry, Dave.

  Theodore Seville : Can you ever forgive us?

  David 'Dave' Seville : What for, fellas?

  Alvin Seville : Dave had a GREAT time on his date with LINDA last night.

  Simon Seville , Theodore Seville : You did?

  David 'Dave' Seville : Yeah. In fact, we're going out again tomorrow night.

  Simon Seville , Theodore Seville : You are?

  Alvin Seville : [to himself, angrily]  Then it's time to show Miss Stone who the best man really is.

• Alvin Seville : Miss Stone.

  Miss Stone : Yes, Alvin?

  Alvin Seville : I know this is last minute, but how 'bout going out with me tonight?

  Miss Stone : I'm very flattered, Alvin, but I'm afraid you're a little young for me.

  Alvin Seville : But I'm gonna be 9 next week.

• Alvin Seville : Dave, could you bend down a minute?

  [Dave bends down and Alvin slaps him with a glove] 

  David 'Dave' Seville : WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?

  Simon Seville : I believe Alvin just challenged you to a duel.

  Theodore Seville : To see who wins the hand of the fair Miss Stone.

  David 'Dave' Seville : What?

  [calls Alvin back] 

  David 'Dave' Seville : Alvin! Alvin! ALVIN!

  Alvin Seville : Yes, David?

  David 'Dave' Seville : Forget this duel nonsense. You're just a child.

  Alvin Seville : Fine. Simon, please tell that adult over there that this child is packing his meager belongings and moving to the orphanage.

  David 'Dave' Seville : Okay, Alvin, I accept you're challenge. But *I* choose the weapons.

• Alvin Seville : I'm giving up on older women. They're too much trouble.

  [the doorbell rings and Simon answers the door] 

  Theodore Seville : Hi.

  Simon Seville : [yells upstairs to Dave]  Dave, the babysitter's here!

  David 'Dave' Seville : [to the babysitter]  Right on time, Sandy.

  Alvin Seville : [Alvin immediately falls for her]  Sandy, a lovely name for a lovely woman.

  [leading her into the living room] 

  Alvin Seville : And please, call me Alvin.

  David 'Dave' Seville : Well, we couldn't expect him to quit cold turkey, could we?