Carolyn Lawrence credited as playing...
Sandy Cheeks
- Sandy Cheeks: [hears Clamu crying in the background] Oh I can't stand it anymore! That poor, poor critter, what kind of inconsiderate person would upset such a gentle creature!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Uh, that's kind of what I wanted to talk about Sandy
- Sandy Cheeks: Why, when I find out who caused that oyster so much pain, no more jiggery-pokery!
- [rips a phone book in half]
- Sandy Cheeks: Now what was it you wanted to talk about SpongeBob?
- [Spongebob reacts nervously and starts twitching]
- Sandy Cheeks: Hey SpongeBob how come you're all twitchy like that?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Twitchy? Twitchy? Who's twitchy? I'm not twitchy! Sorry Sandy, I have to, um... um... go get my hair cut!
- [He runs home]
- Sandy Cheeks: SpongeBob doesn't have hair!... or does he?
- [reacts in disgust]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: You know what that cloud reminds me of?
- Sandy: What?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: A flower.
- Sandy: SpongeBob, they all look like flowers. All the time.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: They sure do.
- Sandy: I'm from the surface world and nothing prepares you for climbing like growing up on good old dry land.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [laughs] Land, shmand. It's all about finger strength baby, and if there's anything we've got plenty of down here, it's finger strength.
- [flexes his fingers like muscles]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: What do you say to that, miss mittens?
- Sandy: [climbing up the cliff] I'd say I'm already halfway there!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [about to race Sandy] Think you can win a fair race in that clunky tin tube?
- Sandy: Why don't you ask my behind? That is if you can catch it! What do you say to that, hydro pants?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [recording on record player] I'd say I'm already halfway there!
- [gets stuck on "halfway there"]
- Sandy: [gasps as she notices SpongeBob at the bottom of the cliff] Hey!