Michael Weatherly credited as playing...
Anthony DiNozzo
- [McGee walks over dressed in his crime scene outfit]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [snickering] That's a nice outfit, probie.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Okay, the handbook says that we are required to wear this outfit at all active crime scenes. You know that.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Yeah, but not in our own building. That's like wearing a name tag in your own apartment.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Ziva, let me ask you something: where did you learn to do that? Years of training in some mountain desert retreat? Blind Master Po always one step ahead of you?
- [He flicks his hand at her, holding an eraser in his palm, and imitating Master Po from "Kung Fu."]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: When you take the pebble from my hand, it will be time...
- [Ziva snatches the eraser away]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Whoa... do that again!
- Officer Ziva David: [Ziva and Tony are taping Brian Dempsey's hands to the steering wheel] Three and 11.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Two and 10. And that explains a lot.
- Officer Ziva David: [as they're driving to the hangar withe Brian Dempsey in the driver's seat] Are you trying to make me sick or something, Tony?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You know what, I can't see the windshield, I'm driving with my hands, and I *still* think I'm a better driver than you.
- Officer Ziva David: To the left!... THE OTHER LEFT!
- [strapping Brian Dempsey's corpse into the driver's seat of a car]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: They never had this much trouble with Bernie.
- Officer Ziva David: Who the hell is Bernie?