Michael Landon credited as playing...
Charles Ingalls
- Charles Ingalls: Look at you.
- Caroline Ingalls: I must be a sight.
- Charles Ingalls: You are. Your face is dirty, your hair's all askew, and your still the prettiest woman a man ever set his eyes on. The only thing I regret about being married to you is that I'll never have the joy of asking you to be my wife again.
- Charles Ingalls: She's not going to be nice about it.
- Caroline Ingalls: I hope she isn't. If she were nice about it, I'd have to like her, and that would ruin my whole day.
- Harriet Oleson: Pride cometh before destruction; and a haughty spirit before a fall! Proverbs 16:18!
- Charles Ingalls: Correction. It is pride GOETH before destruction, Mrs. Olsen. And as for the rest of it, I'd fall in the Grand Canyon before I let my wife go begging to you!
- Charles Ingalls: Any job a man can do to make his way in this world is a decent job as long as he works hard at it and does his best.
- Laura: My tablet's only half used, and my pencil's plenty long!
- Charles Ingalls: Well, it wouldn't be if you worked as hard as your sister.