Terry Crews credited as playing...
Man in Parking Lot
- Tom Dubois: [Somebody takes Tom's parking space] Oh come on! You ni... ncompoop! You Can't do that! Hey!
- Huey Freeman: [narrating] A Nigga moment can happen to any Black man at any time
- Tom Dubois: Hey! That was my space! I had my Blinker on and everything!
- Man in Parking lot: Fuck you, punk-ass, bougie-ass, weak-ass nigga! I'll beat your motherfuckin' saditty ass, nigga! Don't ever in your life try to holla at me, nigga! Fuck with me, nigga, I'll pop a trunk on your bitch ass, Nigga. Get my motherfuckin' Uzi...
- Colonel H. Stinkmeaner: [Begins to Possess Tom] What did you say, NIGGA?
- Man in Parking lot: You know what, motherfucker? Eat a dick, nigga! I'm tired of this mother...
- [Tom, possessed by Stinkmeaner, kicks him in his chest]
- Colonel H. Stinkmeaner: Oh yeah! Look at you! You was poppin' all that good shit a second ago then you got kicked in yo' chest! You eat a dick, nigga! *You* eat a dick!
- Tom Dubois: [returns to normal in realization of what he's done] Oh, my god! Sir, are you okay? Who did this to you? What did he look like?
- [yells out to parking lot]
- Tom Dubois: Did anyone see who accosted this man?