Pamela Hayden credited as playing...
Milhouse Van Houten • Jimbo Jones
- Principal Skinner: [as Captain Bligh of the Bounty] Good morning, crew. Welcome to day 718 of our voyage. Today's announcements: first of all, in an effort to save water, you will no longer be given any water. And because of a drawing of myself having romantic congress with a merman...
- [the crew laughs]
- Principal Skinner: ...I am dumping all your mail from home into the sea. And I can assure you there were cookies in there. Good cookies. The kind only a loving mother or Milhouse's father could make.
- Milhouse Van Houten: [hopeful] My father's alive?
- Principal Skinner: No, he died while baking. It's all in the letter.
- Jimbo Jones: I'm getting pretty tired of that seawad.
- Dolph: This is nothing like the recruiting brochure.
- [he holds up said brochure, with the picture of a sailor with two prostitutes under the title "British Navy - Less Scurvy, More Curvy"]
- Dolph, Kearney, Jimbo Jones: Mmm
- Kearney: Maybe that's what happens on the last day.
- Milhouse Van Houten: I wish we were back in Tahiti.
- Principal Skinner: Why, yes, it was truly an unforgettable vacation. I order you to forget it.
- [the kids groan]
- Principal Skinner: And while you're working, I want to hear a sea shanty... in a round.
- [the kids sing "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" unenthusiastically]
- Principal Skinner: [firing his pistol into the air] Rounder! I hear edges!
- [whacking various kids with his sword]
- Principal Skinner: You're off-key! Make that song your own! You don't sound like you've ever been on a boat in your life!
- [he hears guns cocking]
- Principal Skinner: What the...?
- Bart Simpson: Captain, this is a mutiny.
- Principal Skinner: [chuckling nervously] Let's not be hasty there. Uh, what if I introduce a suggestion box?
- Dolph: We have a suggestion box. You made it from the head of the last guy who had a suggestion.
- [the shot pans over to Martin's head hanging on a door, his mouth stuffed with scraps of paper]
- Homer Simpson: Welcome to our tropical paradise. Enjoy our luaus, our lagoons, and our ladies. And remember, what happens in Tahiti stays in Tahiti.
- Marge Simpson: Because we have no way of communicating with the outside world. Tell me, has Robert Fulton invented the steamboat yet?
- Jimbo Jones: Any day now.
- Marge Simpson: Ooh!
- Bart Simpson: [trying to return the Bounty to Tahiti] Well, I know you had your doubts, men, but there they are, the most beautiful women in the world
- Kearney: Those are penguins.
- Bart Simpson: Well, look at it this way: we're gonna discover the North Pole.
- Jimbo Jones: South Pole.
- Bart Simpson: Oh, boy, do I suck.
- Jimbo Jones: Yeah.