Drake Bell credited as playing...
Drake Parker
- Drake Parker: [talking to Teri about skydiving] You know, they, uh, say one in five people don't even make it to the ground.
- Teri - Blue Top Girl: Wow.
- Josh Nichols: What do you mean they don't make it to the ground? Where they go?
- Vince: [repeating the five stages of a skydive] Now, s'all you got to do is you're gone squat.
- Drake Parker: Squat?
- Vince: Pray.
- Drake Parker: Pray?
- Vince: Leap.
- Drake Parker: Leap!
- Vince: Ahhhh...
- Drake Parker: Ahhhh.
- Vince: And then touchdown.
- Drake Parker: Touchdown.
- Vince: Yes, sir, that's S, P, L, A, T.
- Drake Parker: That spells splat.
- Vince: [looking at his own board] Oh, man...
- [an alarm sounds]
- Drake Parker: I think it's the fuel gauge! We're on "E!"
- Josh Nichols: Well maybe "E" means "Extra Fuel!"
- Drake Parker: You know, Josh should start trying to be a little more like me.
- Josh Nichols: Drake would be so much better off if he acted more like me.
- Drake Parker: I mean, if Mom or Walter tells him he's not allowed to do something, he LISTENS to 'em.
- Josh Nichols: When a parent tells you no, you gotta respect that, but Drake just does whatever he...
- [up in a helicopter without a pilot]
- Drake Parker: I'm gonna fly this helicopter! You've seen me play Helicopter Rescue!
- Josh Nichols: What? That's a video game!
- Drake Parker: So? If I can land a military helicopter on the Empire State Building and rescue the princess while a giant lobster's shooting rockets at me, I think I can land this thing on a freeway, all right?
- Josh Nichols: I won't argue with THAT logic!
- Drake Parker: [looking down from the helicopter] Well, those people look really tiny down there.
- Vince: That's a pre-school.
- Josh Nichols: Oh, why you putting on that parachute?
- Drake Parker: To retard my fall.
- Josh Nichols: You said you weren't gonna jump.
- Drake Parker: Yeah... but I'm gonna.
- Drake Parker: Oh, man, what're-what're-what're we gonna do? We got no pilot, we can't fly this thing, I gotta pee and we're gonna die! I mean, I'm gonna die full of pee!