Hugh Laurie credited as playing...
Dr. Gregory House
- [House comes in with Foreman's father]
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: What is this?
- Dr. Gregory House: He's not a what, he's a who. They even have the right to vote now.
- Dr. Allison Cameron: [House wants to know why Foreman's disease is progressing much faster than Joe's] Foreman's black.
- Dr. Gregory House: What? How long have you been sitting on this information?
- Rodney Foreman: [to House] My son says you're a manipulative bastard.
- Dr. Gregory House: It's a pet name. I call him Doctor Bling.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Don't downplay this, House. You put both of them in isolation for a reason. Joe's death elevates this situation to a bio-safety level three.
- Dr. Gregory House: Ooh, level three. You should call Jack Bauer.
- Dr. Gregory House: Cameron, what type of illnesses affect humans but not rats?
- Dr. Allison Cameron: Why are you asking me that?
- Dr. Gregory House: Because I'm sure that you spent the first 12 years of your life dreaming of being a vet.
- Rose: [House makes silly noises to a little girl to try to evoke a seizure] You're a goof!
- Dr. Gregory House: Takes one to know one, loser... wait, that means, I'm a loser, scratch that.
- Dr. James Wilson: So this is your plan, just sit here and watch your rat all day?
- Dr. Gregory House: Eh, it shouldn't take long. Got the AC blasting, I soaked the floor of his cage...
- [Wilson looks fairly disgusted]
- Dr. Gregory House: As soon as he gets sick, I do an autopsy.
- Dr. James Wilson: As soon as he's dead.
- Dr. Gregory House: Right after he gets sick, there's a good chance he'll get hit in the head with a cane-shaped object.
- [House twirls his cane]
- Dr. James Wilson: [enters House's office to see House staring intently at his laptop] You're accessing a webcam?
- Dr. Gregory House: Cuddy's shower. You a fan of the Brazilian?