Adam Campbell credited as playing...
Peter Pervertsky
- Peter: [Talking about the frozen White Bitch] We will create a democratic society, and give her a fair trail, and...
- Captain Jack Swallows: [Jack Swallows come rolling by on the wodden wheel and runs over the Bitch]
- [In the distance]
- Captain Jack Swallows: Take that, Bitch!
- Peter: [pauses] Ah, screw her anyways.
- Peter: And a monobrow!
- Mystique: [Does a double take] ... come again?
- Peter: [Starts clapping his hands] Monobrow, monobrow, king wants a monobrow!
- Mystique: Ok, ok!
- [She sighs and grows a monobrow reluctantly]
- Peter: And big flabby grandma arms!
- Mystique: [disgusted] ... Oh!
- Peter: ...Bingo wings! Like a fat blue Britney Spears!
- Mystique: [Rolls her eyes, as she starts flapping her arms and begins to shapeshift]
- Peter: [while drooling] ... now that's what I'm talking about...
- Morphed Mystique: [She now appears extremely fat, flabby, and cross-eyed, flapping her "bingo wings" for Peter]
- Peter: ...come here!
- Morphed Mystique: [Disgustingly wiggles her tongue]
- Peter: [Peter pulls down the now extremely fat Mystique and they start to make out and get it on]