Jaime Pressly credited as playing...
Joy Turner
- Joy Turner: You cheatin' son of a bitch! You're supposed to say "Uno" when you only got one card left!
- Earl Hickey: I said "One"!
- Joy Turner: You're supposed to say "Uno"! It's a Mexican game!
- Earl Hickey: Joy, this is why the kids won't play Candyland with you anymore.
- Joy Turner: Oh, snap! Earl's drivers licence! I'm holding onto this for a rainy day.
- Darnell Turner: Too bad it didn't thunder when you said that. That woulda been cool, like you're an evil genius or something.
- Joy Turner: That would have been cool.
- [holds the licence up and shouts]
- Joy Turner: I'm holding on to this for a rainy day!
- Darnell Turner: I think you need clouds to thunder.
- Joy Turner: [gasps] Look at that bird up there! How the hell do they stay up there like that?