Max Baer Jr. credited as playing...
Jethro Bodine
- Jed Clampett: Now Granny, you do the right thing and take this horse back where you bought it.
- Daisy Moses: I don't think they'll take it back. It was on sale.
- Jethro Bodine: Yeah, 175 dollars.
- Jed Clampett: For this critter?
- Jethro Bodine: No sir, for the buggy. They threw in the horse for free.
- Elly May Clampett: [Jethro leads in the horse Granny bought for Mrs. Drysdale] Now Ladybelle, if you gonna laugh, I'm gonna have to take you around back.
- Jed Clampett: Who named this horse "Lightnin"?
- Daisy Moses: I did.
- Jed Clampett: Granny, was you honestly fixin' to give this poor ol' animal to Mrs. Drysdale?
- Daisy Moses: What do you mean, poor ol' animal? All it needs is a little groomin' and some good food.
- Jed Clampett: What'll it use to chew with?
- Daisy Moses: It's got teeth, hasn't it Jethro?
- Jethro Bodine: Yes ma'am. One upper one lower.
- Jethro Bodine: Mr. Drysdale, here's your horse and buggy.
- Milburn Drysdale: Where's the horse?
- Jethro Bodine: Oh, she give out on the way. Elly and Miss Jane are fetchin' her.
- [Miss Jane drives up with Lightning riding in the back seat]