Jerry Ferrara credited as playing...
Turtle
- Eric Murphy: Tradition... when we were kids, we'd hit A.C., we put 5 bucks on red. We win, we knew it'd be a good weekend.
- Ari Gold: What if you lose?
- Turtle: Vince never loses.
- Vincent Chase: Five on red.
- Turtle: Come on!
- Roulette Dealer: Red 16.
- Vincent Chase: It's gonna be a good weekend.
- Vincent Chase: So, what you're saying is that we should go.
- Eric Murphy: Have I ever said "no" to Vegas?
- Turtle: Be like saying "no" to a blowjob.
- Eric Murphy: Hey, jerkoff. You signed him up to judge a stripper contest.
- Turtle: Really? Titties?
- Eric Murphy: It's a stripper contest.
- Turtle: Nice.
- Turtle: Should have partnered with me, Ari. I'm up twelve hundred. I get up to two grand, I'm keeping it stashed to buy me a high class ho.
- Vincent Chase: But Turtle, I already gave you ten.
- Turtle: I only pay for pussy with profits.
- Turtle: Wait 'til you see dinner. I got ten of the best strippers in town joining us tonight.
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: Strippers, why?
- Turtle: Now shouldn't it be "Strippers, how?" and "Thank you?"
- Vincent Chase: Thank you.
- Turtle: Yeah, you're really entering your latter years gracefully.
- [Johnny Drama walks in wearing a robe]
- Eric Murphy: Speaking of latter years...
- Vincent Chase: Look, E. I don't want to rile you up, but I've done the list thing.
- Turtle: What, did you hand over a hard drive, Vin?