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Naomi Watts in Funny Games (2007)

Michael Pitt: Paul

Funny Games

Michael Pitt credited as playing...

Paul

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  • Paul: Okay, we bet--what time is it?
  • Peter: 8:40.
  • Paul: That in, let's say, 12 hours all three of you are gonna be kaput. Okay?
  • Anna: What?
  • Paul: You bet that you'll be alive tomorrow at 9 o'clock and we bet that you'll be dead. Okay?
  • Peter: They don't want to bet.
  • Paul: Well it's not an option. There has to be a bet.
  • [turns toward camera, breaks fourth wall, addressing the audience]
  • Paul: I mean, what do you think? You think they stand a chance? Well, you're on their side, aren't you? Who are you betting on, hmm?
  • Peter: But, wait, what kind of bet is this? If they're dead, they can't live up to their side. If they win, they can't live either.
  • Paul: Yes, they'll lose either way. That's what I'm saying.
  • Paul: So much stress for politeness' sake.
  • Paul: Whether by knife or whether by gun, losing your life can sometimes be fun.
  • Paul: You must admit, you brought this on yourself.
  • [last lines]
  • Paul: Ann sent me over 'cause some guests dropped by, and she was wondering if you could help her out with some eggs.
  • Betsy: Well I guess so.
  • Paul: It's okay?
  • Betsy: Yeah, come on in. Just wait a second.
  • Paul: Okay, let's play another game. It's a guessing game.
  • [Paul takes out a golf ball]
  • Paul: What is this?
  • [Paul drops the ball on the floor]
  • Paul: [to George] Sir?
  • George: It's a golf ball.
  • Paul: Correct! It's a *golf* ball... But why do I have it in my pocket? Hm? The lady knows why. Because... Well?
  • [Paul, exasperated, turns to Peter]
  • Paul: Well?
  • Peter: Because you didn't hit it.
  • Paul: Correct! Because I didn't hit it! And *why* didn't I hit it?
  • Peter: Because something stopped you.
  • Paul: Correct. Because I had to test the club in another way.
  • Anna: [realizing what has happened] Where is he?
  • Paul: You know, if you'd let Peter help you, it would hurt less.
  • Peter: I'm happy to help, really, I just don't want to impose.
  • Paul: You shouldn't have done that, Ann.
  • Paul: You can see it in the movie right?
  • Peter: Of course.
  • Paul: Well then she's as real as reality because you can see it too. Right?
  • Peter: Bullshit.
  • Paul: Why?
  • Paul: Hey, Beavis.
  • Peter: Hey, Butt-Head.
  • Paul: So, what do you want to do? You want to call someone? An ambulance, or the police? I won't stop you. Neither will Tom. Right, Tom? Well, what are you waiting for?
  • Paul: You have to admit, Ann... I'm being very generous here. You can prove to your pussy husband how much you love him.

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