Brenda Song credited as playing...
London Tipton
- London Tipton: Francesca, could you please stop insulting Maddie? Her life is pathetic enough without you.
- [turns to Maddie]
- London Tipton: Don't say I never defend you.
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: Can I say you never defend me well?
- London Tipton: I'm hosting a junior fashion show at The Tipton to go along with the health and fitness week. We're raising money to get kids free infections!
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: You mean injections?
- London Tipton: Details...
- London Tipton: [to Maddie] Come by the ballroom later to pick up the outfits you wanna wear. Get there early because Francesca Grubman will be there!
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: I thought you couldn't stand her.
- London Tipton: [in a angry tone] I can't; she's a horrible person, she's nasty, catty, and rude!
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: Then why did you invite her?
- London Tipton: [in a happy tone] Because she's one of my best friends!
- London Tipton: Look, Francesca. Remember what we said before you came here. We can only criticize people that we pay.
- Francesca: [to London] Fine. Your butt is huge.
- [to Maddie]
- Francesca: And you have chicken legs.
- [Hands them both money]
- Francesca: That's the best 50 bucks I ever spent.
- [Walks away]
- Cody Martin: [with chocolate sauce all over his face] You two should be ashamed of yourselves!
- Chef Paolo: Cody is right.
- London Tipton: Yeah.
- Chef Paolo: [whispers] Psst, there's still some chocolate left on his face.
- London Tipton: Let's lick it off!
- London Tipton: I'm so hungry, I'm dizzy. And I keep smelling hamburger.
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: That's me. I'm sweating beef juice.